Þetta verður vonandi bara beint framhald af
húmorhorni 2Það er ansi langt síðan það var virkt svo ég bjó til nýjan þráð, vonandi við góðar undirtektis spjallverja.
Ég fann nokkrar uppáhalds staðreyndir mínar um Chuck nokkurn Norris:
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a
personal insult.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris
allows to live.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting him self up, he's pushing the earth down.
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